Hey, Girlie!

Kristen needs to find a date to the Spring Fling, or she (and by extension, her goddex, Cassandra) will literally die. You'd think Kristen would have no trouble finding a Spring Fling date in eight weeks. She's saved the world, what, three times already? Came back to life twice? And most impressive of all, was elected Aguefort senior class president. Alas, Kristen has wronged the eligible women in her life one way or another...