Plot
Your name is Zorglo Blaskowicz the ninth. You were walking around the holo-park naked one day when you received the news that demons are invading your worlds. Naturally, you left your saucer keys at home. So you grab a nine milimeter semi automatic pistol and try to find the nearest Identified Flying Object to hijack to begin your quest to liberate your stellar system from the clutches of Hell. Not your Hell mind you. Earth hell. Alien hell is much nicer than that one.
